Wednesday, 22 May 2013

Some useless Nigerian beliefs that needs to be addressed




These  have been beliefs that have been with us right from way back and I think it's time we address it and get things sorted out.

Every Tooth paste na Maclean.

Every Cat na Demon

Every Fine boy na Player.

Every light skin girl na Olosho

Any Guy wey spend for Girl na Maga.

Every Sunday = Rice

All Northerners are Muslims

All Calabar ladies are good in bed

Rich Hausa men are Alhaji while poor ones are Aboki.

All Benue people practice wife-sharing

On a date the guy should always pay the bills

A guy must ask a lady out

The older child must marry first

When you travel abroad you become auto rich

Every noodles na indomie

Every soup flavor cube na Maggi

If u drive a car; u have money

If u call a girl: u are interested in her

Igbo girls like money

Yoruba girls are dirty

Mix maltina and peak milk = blood tonic

Alomo bitter = sex fuel.

If you sleep with a girl on the same bed, you must have sex with her

Well it is not as we always think it is. it's high time we clear our minds and get our facts straight.

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