I just came across this
and decided to post it here. I know so many people really want to be watching
Nollywood movies but some very stupid and silly mistakes they make do really
put a lot of people off.
Now these are some of
the mistakes they make and are still making.
See it after the
cut
1.How can a ghost look left n right before crossing
the road? ‘Dem dey fear accident?’
2.Why does the TV go off by itself after the ‘breaking news’?
3.Why do all native doctors paint one eye?
4.Why must every advert Start with a loud scream?
5.Why must every juju part be represented by lightening n thunder under the bright sunlight?
6.Why do Nigerian movies always have part one to five?
7.How can Segun Arinze be Ramsey Noah’s dad… Any resemblance?
8. Do women always have to dress half naked as if they
are going clubbing or for a nighty party, even when they are home or going to
church?
9.Why will a blind mother say, “I’m happy to see you my son”?
10.Why is Jim Iyke always coming back from America n speaking with a fake British accent?
11.When will Pastor Ajidara stop being a fake pastor?
12.Why is it that the characters die or run mad immediately after their confessions?
13.Epic Village Movie Set in the 90s still finds Mercy Johnson with Brazilian hair, how come?
14. How can N2bn fit into a small Ghana-Must-Go bag?
15.Must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings? ‘Na dem papa house?’
16.Why must a film have Part 1,2, 3; Return of The Film 1,2 n 3; n The Same Film ‘Reloaded’ 1,2 n 3? WHY!?
17.Will a Yoruba movie ever be complete without a visit to the ‘Baba’?
18.Study:9 out of 10 times, Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood movies,why?
19. “15 years ago” n Ini Edo calls her Boyfriend with a Bold 5.. How is this possible?
20.Why will d parents call their child 3 times nd ask him/her how many time did I call you? ‘Dem no sabi count?’
21.When poor people come to Lagos to struggle dey always make it, if na so why poor people still dey Lagos?
22.Why is it that Ogogo is always innocent but must be a victim of circumstances?
23. Why is translations in most Yoruba films are always in direct translation? e.g .."Ta lo fun e loyun yi"..."Who gave you this pregnancy
9.Why will a blind mother say, “I’m happy to see you my son”?
10.Why is Jim Iyke always coming back from America n speaking with a fake British accent?
11.When will Pastor Ajidara stop being a fake pastor?
12.Why is it that the characters die or run mad immediately after their confessions?
13.Epic Village Movie Set in the 90s still finds Mercy Johnson with Brazilian hair, how come?
14. How can N2bn fit into a small Ghana-Must-Go bag?
15.Must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings? ‘Na dem papa house?’
16.Why must a film have Part 1,2, 3; Return of The Film 1,2 n 3; n The Same Film ‘Reloaded’ 1,2 n 3? WHY!?
17.Will a Yoruba movie ever be complete without a visit to the ‘Baba’?
18.Study:9 out of 10 times, Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood movies,why?
19. “15 years ago” n Ini Edo calls her Boyfriend with a Bold 5.. How is this possible?
20.Why will d parents call their child 3 times nd ask him/her how many time did I call you? ‘Dem no sabi count?’
21.When poor people come to Lagos to struggle dey always make it, if na so why poor people still dey Lagos?
22.Why is it that Ogogo is always innocent but must be a victim of circumstances?
23. Why is translations in most Yoruba films are always in direct translation? e.g .."Ta lo fun e loyun yi"..."Who gave you this pregnancy
24. Do they have to use poster or sound track to make
one know the ending of the film befor you even finish watching the film.
Na wahh for this Directors, Producers and Actors.
Everybody wants to be behind the camera even some girls are ready to sleep
their way through, this one tire me ohhhhh
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