1. If you work in a company for 10 years, without promotion
or raise in salary.
2. When you fail BOTH maths and english in WAEC.
3. If you slap a military man.
4. If your car spends more time at the mechanic than on the
road.
5. If you are an ARSENAL fan.
6. When you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC.
7. When you are stuck in an elevator with a Boko Haram
sucide bomber.
8. When you mistaken super glue for eye drops.
9. If a world class photographer takes a photo of you, edits
it 20 times and you still look FUGLY
.
10. When you upchuck pounded yam and egusi in church during
a 3 day fasting and prayer session.
11. You sign as a defender for an European club and your
first task is to mark Lionel Messi.
12. When you beat up a military man’s ONLY child.
13. When a rat eats ONLY your name out of all your original
documents.
14. When your ONLY child, born after years of miscarraiges, joins
the Nigerian Police force.
15. And the main one is : You are a christian, and disguise
yourself as muslim in the midst of Boko Haram, and your cell-phone goes off
during muslim prayer time, with a “LET SAMBADI SAUT HALLELUYAH!!!” ringtone
Culled from Metro News
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