A
man with the world’s largest penis sparked a security scare - after airport
staff thought he might have been concealing a “weapon”.
Jonah Falcon, 41, was subjected to a rigorous patdown at San
Francisco International Airport after Transport Security Administration (TSA)
officers spotted his “noticeable package” and thought he was trying to smuggle
a weapon on board.
But it turned out the only thing he was “smuggling” was his
enormous manhood.
The New Yorker had powder sprinkled on his pants to check
for explosives, was taken through an X-ray body scanner, and led passed a metal
detector.
John said: “I had my ‘stuff’ strapped to the left. I wasn’t
erect at the time. ”
Falcon’s appendage measures nine inches limp and 13.5 inches
erect.
He as been offered numerous porn roles, but has declined to
go down that route.
According to The Sun, Mr Falcon added: “Another guard
stopped me and asked if I had some sort of growth.
“I’m just going to wear bike shorts from now on. That way,
they’ll know. “You’d think they would have had experience with hung guys
before, but I guess not.”
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